We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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