He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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