We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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