I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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