Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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