This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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