no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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