Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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