god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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