About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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