The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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