At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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