East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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