I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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