More tranny stories later!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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