Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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