Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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