jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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