At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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