I think I am morally bankrupt
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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