your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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