Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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