i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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