Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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