i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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