if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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