haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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