wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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