Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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