Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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