what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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