can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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