I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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