The Swedes wanted a tensome.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
its liver damage thursday
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
