And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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