If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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