I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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