So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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