I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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