escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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