No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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