Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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