suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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