She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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