she looked like the before picture.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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