FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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