If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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