Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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