belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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