i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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