her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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