Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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